The Boss

A Letter To Mom

A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see
the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an
envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was
addressed,

"Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and
read the letter with trembling hands:



Dear Mom,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had
to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with
Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with John and he is so nice
- even with all his piercing, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle
clothes. But it's not only the passion mom, I'm pregnant and John said
that we will be very happy.

He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of
firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with
me and that's now one of my dreams too.

John taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and
we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the
cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science
will find a cure for AIDS so John can get better; he sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take
care of myself. Some day I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get
to know your grandchildren.

Your daughter,

Judith

PS : Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's
house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life
than my report card which is in my desk drawer. I love you! Call when it
is safe for me to come home.

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sidds_leo

hey cool.......and the last part was also cool...........cool post man...............

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DyHack

jejejejejeje
Nice letter man!!!

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jasmin

wow , its funny :lol: :lol: :lol:

shweta

had read it b4 but it is still equally cool grt work mafiaji

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hbkhamza

read this so many times....